First Impressions :
It's a men only restaurant or so it seems.
There is a party of comedy northern characters for our entertainment!
Starters :
The Papadums and pickle tray is below par.
The Bhajis arrive, announced by the orchestral hit from Stravinsky's Firebird suite! They must be great....they are not!
Mains:
The Chicken Raga comes with a special watery sauce for that authentic taste of the river Thames!
The Lamb is straight out of Hammers, the horror of Frankenstein.. A comedy Horror, Kate O'Mara wouldn't be proud! It's a mutation of fat soaked in a sauce that would only be suitable for embalming fluid! Pashwari lamb??!!
My stomach felt a bit uneasy after all this stress! A creepy mirrored toilet cubicle awaited with only a grubby hand towel to dry my hands!
The waiter's final word was that he wasn't a fan of Keyboard player Rick Wakeman, but he loved classical period music such as the Beatles!
The Verdict:
Only recommended for fans of Frankenstein movies!
Likely to dine here :
Ant and Dec and the Halle orchestra.
